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melissa
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how not to bond with your baby: - Opt for a non-emergency c-section instead of natural birth
- Do not breastfeed
- Hold him as little as possible
- Do not be affectionate
- Enroll him in daycare and
- Go back to work as soon as possible
- Prop baby’s bottle instead of holding him
- Use the T.V. as a primary babysitter
- Place baby in swing, excersaucer, or playpen for extended amounts of time
- Turn loud music on in order to not hear him cry
- Whenever off from work, go out with your friends and leave the baby at the sitters’ house
- Ignore his crying
- Never let baby sleep in your bed
- Have someone else change diapers, give baths, and play with him
- Do not go for walks on a nice day
- Do not take him shopping
- Do not dance and sing to him
- Do not take a bath with him
- Do not massage him after a warm bath
- Teach him to be independent by calling him a “big boy” a lot
- Do not try homeopathic care instead take him to the doctor or hospital for all ailments
- Do not plan to home-school in the future
To learn HOW TO bond with your baby, order dear mamma
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